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I was raised on a cattle ranch, and never had that happen. (choose an EMPTY pasture next time Keith, lll)

But, yeah, I've had baby calves, and bottle fed them as you know..... if I were a guy, I would NOT want to be near a "curious" nor a "hungry" one while naked.  LMAO


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Laff if you want, but it sure beats getting yer dangle slapped by a cat!

So that is what your calling him now a days  :O

Or is it Mr. Bo Dangle  LMAO

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Sweetcheeks, it ain't what you call it that counts...it's the angle of yer dangle that matters.

To funny!

You have a new nick name I'm afraid - I kind of like Mr. Bo Dangle
with the right angle.  LMAO

Where's Charmin - I bet she could write a killer song about you.

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You gotta promise not to tell, ok?

I call him my "one-eyed, purple-helmeted warrior".

Yikes! To much information

Good thing this thread is called "Dupe, please delete"

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Lady, your hairless cats are "too much information"!  I can't think of nuthin uglier than a hairless cat!

Oh man that brings a ton of things to mind, but I am going to
not say a word.  :whistle:

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Or mr. happy get's four claws on it when the cat sees the trouser mouse say "What's going on in here???"

Like Robin Williams said, 'NOTHING is more painful than prying away those FOUR little paws!!!! That's when I invented the CATapult! RRReeearrrrrr! Pfttt! THUMP!'

It's just a fact that no REAL man is safe around a cat.....I've been swatted before and it was the last thang that cat ever swatted.

I had a stripper living with me while she completed law school...she had a black Persian cat that I hated....I was stepping out of the shower one night and that cat was sitting on the toilet waiting for me....About the time I had one leg out of the tub, it decided to hang a quick left paw into my dangle...and the claws hung on.....I almost killed that cat right then n there.

I wonder it she noticed the cat limping afterwards?

I kept a squirt gun handy when my roomie's cat would do something I didn't want it to do... my dog too.

That cat would come down the hallway, take one look at me and HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

((SQUIRT, SQUIRT, SQUIRT))

What was hysterical was she'd sit there with this stupified look on her face going "WATER!!!" but it would take three squirts before she realized what was going on! EVERY TIME!

I've never had a problem with cats. THIS one just didn't like me for some reason!

What was funny was one time I walked up behind her and started petting her. She loved it... started purring, and rolled over on her side...

and then opened her eyes.

I never saw a cat freak out like that... you'd have thought I had the dog on my shoulder as a parrot or something. The hounds of haydes were after her it seemed ... the way she freaked out and took off. I don't think my roomie saw her for two days! !