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 Post subject: Re: Pick up lines
PostPosted: Tue Feb 28, 2006 11:19 am 
Steven Kaplan @ Tue Feb 28, 2006 1:12 pm wrote:
only thing is, besides as you say the very clean aspects of this,  are the fact that the border of the horses body, and the glass are too perfect. and there's no bleeding or abrasion... on the animals body, everything is too neat.

Yet what makes me think it possibly is real,  even if a carcass was put in a windshield for a movie scene (hollywood scene), look at the car ?  Is that a US car ?
Sorry, but that is exactly what happens when you hit livestock...The go rith thru the windshield....That horse was hit head on where his front legs buckled and he dove headfirst thru the windshield...The mulitude of motorcycle cops tell me it was in Europe...

I feel sorry for the horse...Someone allowed him to escape and he freaked and was blined by the car lights.


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 Post subject: Re: Pick up lines
PostPosted: Tue Feb 28, 2006 11:24 am 
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Yep,  another thing I wondered Keith (because I did see the front right hoof angle too) was what make car that is.  I couldn't make out the name on the hood

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 Post subject: Re: Pick up lines
PostPosted: Tue Feb 28, 2006 11:31 am 
Steven Kaplan @ Tue Feb 28, 2006 1:24 pm wrote:
Yep,  another thing I wondered Keith (because I did see the front right hoof angle too) was what make car that is.  I couldn't make out the name on the hood
Yeah, it's an unusual breed of "horseless Carriage"... LMAO

I couldn't resist! LMAO


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 Post subject: Re: Pick up lines
PostPosted: Tue Feb 28, 2006 11:34 am 
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I have an idea :talk:


Does this make sense ?

http://www.chron.com/content/chronicle/ ... e.2-0.html

Is that a 97 Geo Metro ?


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 Post subject: Re: Pick up lines
PostPosted: Tue Feb 28, 2006 11:46 am 
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I think this might be the event with the horse. See above. Didn't take long if this is correct.

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 Post subject: Re: Pick up lines
PostPosted: Tue Feb 28, 2006 12:44 pm 
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Crystal @ Sat Feb 25, 2006 11:00 am wrote:
SwingcatKurt @ Sat Feb 25, 2006 12:59 am wrote:
My favorite line/hook is to make some direct eye contact then go right up and ask, "Has anyone here tonight TOLD YOU just how GORGEOUS you look???"

She replys "no".

Then I reply, "Well dont you think you DESERVE TO BE TOLD THAT YOUR THE MOST GORGEOUS ONE HERE TONIGHt???" (boring in with more intense eye contact)

Then she replys, "Well..................yes!"

The I reply, "Well maybe nobody ELSE here thinks enough to tell you that so I AM TELLING you that youre THE MOST GORGEOUS ONE HERE TONIGHT!" (more direct eye contact----better yet if I can get her to dance with me then speak low directly into her ear while dancing with her)

Then her eyes flutter, she blushes a bit and smiles.

Thats when I have her!! LIKE PUTTY IN MY HAND!!!

They simply cant resist delisciously insincere FLATTERY!!!

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if anyone did that to me, I'd be backin' away.... stumbling over chairs...... still keepin a watchful eye on the madman tryin to pick me up..... trip over the door frame... on my way outta there!


Insincere?  Not in the case of some members of this board!!  If we ever get 'em all in the same room, I have a feeling I'd be hard-pressed to pick a fave!!   :yum:

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 Post subject: Re: Pick up lines
PostPosted: Tue Feb 28, 2006 11:14 pm 
Isis @ Tue Feb 28, 2006 12:56 pm wrote:
Steven Kaplan @ Tue Feb 28, 2006 12:55 pm wrote:
LMAO


OK.   and when you get it, have me issue you a return call tag on the defective empty box, and I'll remail it; We can just do this for a few years...


make sure you have Keith take pics so that you can get some benefit to the delivery too!!!

LOL
Nope I got something better in my email tonight...It's a pic of your BUTT!...Singingsquid sent it to me. :hi5:  :dancin:  :worship:

You got it GOING ON GURL! :worship:  :drool:  :O

Steven, do you want me to forward it to you?


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 Post subject: Re: Pick up lines
PostPosted: Tue Feb 28, 2006 11:33 pm 
I think us guys need to go to Serian and get with Badsinger....He's got gals handing him slips with their phone numbers on it.......Oh God, how I love Asian women! :D


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LMAO

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 Post subject: Re: Pick up lines
PostPosted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 12:03 am 
Steven Kaplan @ Wed Mar 01, 2006 1:55 am wrote:
LMAO
Go check yermail, Steven LMAO

She is wearing tight Levis in the pic...I need to send her a pair of official Lawman jeans to do all that justice....But you n me first gotta guess her size....I'm thinkin a tite 6-8..wadda you figure?


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 Post subject: Re: Pick up lines
PostPosted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 12:53 am 
Here is the story on the horse/car wreck in the pic Isis posted...it was europe as i suspected...4 horses got loose and into traffic...the driver was ok, the horse died....I wanna cry now. :(

http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/9623.html


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 Post subject: Re: Pick up lines
PostPosted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 12:59 am 
This is the proper way to tote a horse in your car.

http://www.itullians.com/Lpages/foto/ho ... _car02.jpg


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 Post subject: Re: Pick up lines
PostPosted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 1:03 am 
And here is another horse that went thru a windshiend...this time the driver was killed.

http://lizditz.typepad.com/i_speak_of_d ... t_den.html


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 Post subject: Re: Pick up lines
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Great Work Keith,  you found the actual arcticle !  Yeah,  poor horse....

I got the photo, She's standing at an angle that makes it very tough to tell proportion... I don't know her height.... might be an 8 or 9 if she is tall.  Can't tell based upon the angle of the shot, and her body not being straight.

I expanded the size of the photo with my photo editor program... There's a label sewn on the pants that says..  "Squid"... I don't think that's her at all LOL

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 Post subject: Re: Pick up lines
PostPosted: Fri Mar 03, 2006 8:31 pm 
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I used to have a friend that was married, a least his wife was, he would just walk up to some gal and say - hey, if you're looking for a husband I'm a husband.  What's sad is that from time to time it worked.

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