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L M A O!!!!

That's one of the funniest things I've read in a LONG time!

Reminds me of my motherinlaw (soon to be)... she tried the EHarmony site, and they rejected her as being too picky. Which is funny in the fact that as far as I'm concerned, she should be greatful for anything she gets! Not that many people are interested in a bitter 61yr old that smokes nearly three packs of cigs a day!

Congrats Matt !    This is great news.  Glad things are on an upswing !



Well,  I hope your "soon to be wife" recognizes this about her mom, and doesn't allow this motherinlaw to have too much influence on your happiness.  People like her mom just have the gift of trying to rain on others parades so much of the time. Hope she detaches from such behaviour as much as she can.


Of course I'm basing this on their photo's posted (which are usually them at their best about 20+ years back).  When you actually see some of them in person it can be quite a memorable experience.  Regarding those that appear quite attractive,  It takes little time to figure out why they have belonged to the same dating sites for about 15 years and are always looking for "that one guy who is compatible".

Personally, I have a little more dignity.  I'd rather warn my prospective ex what she is in for so she has some preparation.  I'd hate to subject myself to the "windows to their soul" and facial expressions (which seldom can conceal their repugnance) when they first lay eyes on me.  So many are setting themselves up for disaster by lying about themselves.  LOL

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

Mics are a good addition to any home !

Regarding "Politically Correct", how do you explain to your mother that her daughter-in-law is a sheep ?

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

 LMAO  LMAO  LMAO tooooo funny Kappy

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"Be who you are and say what you feel... Because those that matter... Don't mind...And those that mind... Don't matter."

Thanks... she even moved across the country to be with me! I was really flattered! She'd lived in KC before, so for her, it was like coming home, too!Yeah, she's tried to be a puddle in the great walk on the sidewalk, alright! But it pizzes off Ruthie more than me! ! It's all good!

"I do that song  you should try Do I move you...oh thats right it isnt on a commercial disc a friend made it for me...but man that is one hell of a song to sing when you are wanting to get a crowd going "  Said Morgan.

Well Morgan if u ever can get up here to Portland I promise Ill dance the bridge with you and at the very end come right up to your table and Up and Personal ............tell U.....'And Baby I want you to meet me after the show and take them BLACK PANTIES OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!  :drool:  LMAO  LMAO  LMAO

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"You know that I sing the Blues and I do not suffer fools. When I'm on that silver mic, it's gonna cut ya, just like a knife"-The SWINGCAT

that may be difficult honey

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"Be who you are and say what you feel... Because those that matter... Don't mind...And those that mind... Don't matter."

Yup, got a few girl songs, but gotta drop key like a rock, which gives the songs a whole new flavor...


 Over The Rainbow - Judy Garland

 Break It To Me Gently - Juice Newton version

 Dream A Little Dream - Cass Elliot

 Take It Back - Reba McIntyre

  Do You Wanna Dance - Bette Midler.  ( This is actually a WAY slowed down and heated up version of an old throw away rock 'n roll song done by the Gentrys in the 60's, so I don't know if it counts)

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"No Contests, No Divas, Just A Good Time!"

" Disc based and loving it..."

There are many songs I sing that were originally done by females but are gender neutral (as to the words), such as "Down At The Twist & Shout".

A few that I enjoy doing that are NOT gender neutral and for which I have changed the words just slightly are:

              "Why'd You Come In Here Looking Like That?" - Dolly Parton
             
               "Jose Cuervo" - Shelly West
       
               "Today I Met The Boy I'm Gonna Marry" - Darlene Love
               
               "Killing Me Softly" -  Roberta Flack

BTW, I've alway felt the Dolly Parton song was more natural for a guy to sing than a gal, anyway!   Her singing about a guy with "painted on jeans" always rubbed me the wrong way.  But a guy singing about a gal "in painted on jeans, all decked out like a cowboy's dream" makes perfect sense to me!  Also, I don't think any of us, even women, talk about guys "stopping traffic in a gunny sack".

would love to hear dream a little dream if you please

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"Be who you are and say what you feel... Because those that matter... Don't mind...And those that mind... Don't matter."

I have a few songs that I can drop or raise the key to suit my voice, but then the backup vocals are either mud, or I’m singing with the chipmonks.  Some songs, even one or two changes really messes it up.

I just have to scrap them, which makes me feel bad.  Oh well.  

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Hate is like taking poison, hoping the other guy gets sick

  Would love to sing it for you, Enchantress.  First the lottery, then airfare...



BTW- I forgot to add The Rose and Valentine to the list..

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"No Contests, No Divas, Just A Good Time!"

" Disc based and loving it..."

well you could always record it so as I can drool alone

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"Be who you are and say what you feel... Because those that matter... Don't mind...And those that mind... Don't matter."

 ......and you don't even have to pull up the blankets afterward on a cold evening...

        Check your wallet in the morning though- She may have pulled the wool over your eyes and you may have been fleeced.  On the other hand, even after drinking too much, you may have mutton to worry about.

  Ewe never know.....

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"No Contests, No Divas, Just A Good Time!"

" Disc based and loving it..."

...whistles I've got a crush on EWE  :whistle:

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"Be who you are and say what you feel... Because those that matter... Don't mind...And those that mind... Don't matter."

  That sort of drooling is meant to be shared, Milady...

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"No Contests, No Divas, Just A Good Time!"

" Disc based and loving it..."

well sir what do you suggest? I mean mutual communial drooling could prove rather messy

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"Be who you are and say what you feel... Because those that matter... Don't mind...And those that mind... Don't matter."

    Better to have drooled and messed, than never to have drooled at all...and there are possibilities......

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"No Contests, No Divas, Just A Good Time!"

" Disc based and loving it..."

Love to sing anything that suits my range and that includes some female selections.  Stuff like the Indigo Girls; nothing too high or talking about lovin' a man...

I've sure I've done hundreds over the years but the ones that stick out are ones sung on-a-bet.  We have a habit of making sporting bets, and then the loser must sing a song of the winner's choosing.  You know, songs like "Man I feel like a woman", and "Stand by your man", men singing these mind you.

The crowd enjoys it so much I swear we make up bets just so we can pay them off!

… the perfect excuse!

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Hate is like taking poison, hoping the other guy gets sick