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 Post subject: Re: Sex or karaoke?
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Echo Karaoke @ Wed Aug 02, 2006 8:48 pm wrote:
Lonman @ Tue Aug 01, 2006 1:47 pm wrote:
10. With Karaoke, you're always sure you can find someone worse than you are.
9. You don't feel obligated to buy someone dinner for singing Karaoke with you.
8. When you sing Karaoke, it's OK to have multiple partners.
7. It's OK to sing Karaoke with your sister.
6. With Karaoke, you never have to be sorry about forgetting your lines.
5. It's OK to drink too much and sing Karaoke.
4. With Karaoke, no one will complain about the size of your disc.
3. It's OK to sing Karaoke in front of your neighbors.
2. You'll never feel uncomfortable knowing your parents still sing Karaoke.
1. No one complains about a 3-minute or less Karaoke performance.


Now THAT'S funny...lol

We had mud wresteling at one of my Karaoke shows.

Over here it would be called a church fete

But then, there was also Belly dancing, Church choir, 2 magicians, a juggler, a Karate demonstration, and a drunk Indian on a bicycle trying to strip..lol

One of my more MEMORABLE shows..lol

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We had mud wresteling at one of my Karaoke shows.

Over here it would be called a church fete

But then, there was also Belly dancing, Church choir, 2 magicians, a juggler, a Karate demonstration, and a drunk Indian on a bicycle trying to strip..

One of my more MEMORABLE shows..

here we call that a church fete

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Let's see here, Sex or Karaoke??? Hmmm. I don't understand the question. I thought Karaoke WAS sex......

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Echo Karaoke @ Sun Aug 06, 2006 3:24 am wrote:
Let's see here, Sex or Karaoke??? Hmmm. I don't understand the question. I thought Karaoke WAS sex......


DUDE!!  How long has it been?  :shock:

I never thought I'd say this to somebody...but apparently, you need to get out a little LESS!!   :no:  LMAO

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Singing Squid @ Mon Aug 07, 2006 2:52 pm wrote:
Echo Karaoke @ Sun Aug 06, 2006 3:24 am wrote:
Let's see here, Sex or Karaoke??? Hmmm. I don't understand the question. I thought Karaoke WAS sex......


DUDE!!  How long has it been?  :shock:

I never thought I'd say this to somebody...but apparently, you need to get out a little LESS!!   :no:  LMAO
Dave, think of a mic. Don't you caress it when you sing, I do. Holding it like a gentle little phallic symbol, to breath sweet nothings into the tip of it.

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Singing Squid @ Mon Aug 07, 2006 11:52 am wrote:
Echo Karaoke @ Sun Aug 06, 2006 3:24 am wrote:
Let's see here, Sex or Karaoke??? Hmmm. I don't understand the question. I thought Karaoke WAS sex......


DUDE!!  How long has it been?  :shock:

I never thought I'd say this to somebody...but apparently, you need to get out a little LESS!!   :no:  LMAO


LOL Well, when I was younger and sowing my wild oats, I use to hear " Wow, you're good." Now that I really only SING abnout sowing wild oats, I still get, " Wow, your good. " So there for........ What's the difference? And what's more, I don't remember what it was like way back then, and I can't remember the words to songs.. Again, not much difference... LOL

AND, if you do either with-out the right permission, you get in trouble... LOL So there-for, I rest my case..lol

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Chuck2 @ Mon Aug 07, 2006 1:02 pm wrote:
If you can remember the 70s you weren't there.


Well, anything between 57 and 2006 is kindof a blurrrrrrr. But I'm feelin MUCH better now...lol

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Echo Karaoke @ Mon Aug 07, 2006 4:23 pm wrote:
Chuck2 @ Mon Aug 07, 2006 1:02 pm wrote:
If you can remember the 70s you weren't there.


Well, anything between 57 and 2006 is kindof a blurrrrrrr. But I'm feelin MUCH better now...lol
Me too. Well, at least a little better.


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There's sex at karaoke?
Yes, but it costs extra. :D


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There's sex at karaoke?
Yes, but it costs extra. :D


Only if you sing a Glen Campbell song.  :cowboy:  :nana:

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Echo Karaoke @ Tue Aug 08, 2006 6:14 pm wrote:
Chuck2 @ Mon Aug 07, 2006 6:30 pm wrote:
jdmeister @ Mon Aug 07, 2006 8:43 pm wrote:
There's sex at karaoke?
Yes, but it costs extra. :D


Only if you sing a Glen Campbell song.  :cowboy:  :nana:


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