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So do I! So we can hit Walmart together at ungodly hours!  :hi5:

(I had a Walmart blinkie but can't find it now for the life of me!)

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13 things to do at Walmart  

1. Get boxes of condoms & randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at 10-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of orange juice on the floor to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "I think we have a code 3 in houseware," and see what happens.

5. Put some M&M's on lay away.

6. Move CAUTION WET FLOOR signs to carpet areas.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department, tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When someone asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people leave me alone."

9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

10. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from 'Mission Impossible.'

11. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

12. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through whisper "PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

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HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Luly, my dear..... it's been a while since an online joke actually made me "laugh out loud" but THAT was bloody hillarious!!!

I GOTSTA try some of those!!

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Well if ya ever get bored at Walmart....  :wink:

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I especially like the condom one, cuz you could actually do that without making yourself look like a total idiot!! HAHA!!

I'm gonna do it..... but I'm only gonna put 'em in the carts of women who look over 60

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Crystal, the Cart Condom Culprit!  :evil:  :laughatthat:

Look out for the security cameras!  LOL

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I think I spotted Kappy once in my Wal-mart doing #13!!!!!LMAO

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Will sing or fish for food!!I'm not quite right!!

I had to go back a page...There so others don't have to.

Luly, I must say that was a great list - I too was laughing out loud seriously funny.

I like the condom thing as well but I'll put in the carts of couples over 60. This way neither will know which picked them out and I would love to be a fly on the wall to hear that conversation.

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Twelve to go, and so little time !

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

Funny the things you find in Walmart AND online at ungodly hours!  :swg:

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Well folks...you thought you'd seen it all?? Not even close.  LOL  Hey, good for Grandma! It's never too late to practice safe sex.  


Miriam Schuler, the Condom Grandma, helps to educate America's senior citizens about AIDS and HIV.

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Is that a smile or what?

Hi Chuck!

Yeah, she's got an awful lotta condoms in that baggie.  LOL

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hehehe.  Now when I copy and paste this, will it read as my name, or just the readers name as it's coded to read. I wish I could "get it now" for only $10. Even I'd be feeling Jolly.

Oh wait,  I misread this  :(     Phill's saying I'm available and cheap ! Well,  There's this Christmas special I've got going..  Certain individuals can "get it now" for less.

Hey,  It's just the type of guy I am <shrug> !

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".