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PostPosted: Tue Aug 01, 2006 2:07 pm 
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I really have a preference.  But I better watch what I say.   Especially if administrators are reading these.  I'll get thrown off, be bored and have to follow someone else around looking for BigDog to harrass for my enjoyment.  
But in a smooth way-
I prefer three letters over seven.  And then they can seven letter me when they are through. (Sing to me.)  Something soft and slow.
Oooh! Guess I better stop while I am still just a soemwhat newbie at this.


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My lips are sealed..... Sing two songs and ....me in the morning. LMAO  :whistle:  :drool:


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Lonman @ Tue Aug 01, 2006 1:47 pm wrote:
10. With Karaoke, you're always sure you can find someone worse than you are.
9. You don't feel obligated to buy someone dinner for singing Karaoke with you.
8. When you sing Karaoke, it's OK to have multiple partners.
7. It's OK to sing Karaoke with your sister.
6. With Karaoke, you never have to be sorry about forgetting your lines.
5. It's OK to drink too much and sing Karaoke.
4. With Karaoke, no one will complain about the size of your disc.
3. It's OK to sing Karaoke in front of your neighbors.
2. You'll never feel uncomfortable knowing your parents still sing Karaoke.
1. No one complains about a 3-minute or less Karaoke performance.


Now THAT'S funny...lol

We had mud wresteling at one of my Karaoke shows.

But then, there was also Belly dancing, Church choir, 2 magicians, a juggler, a Karate demonstration, and a drunk Indian on a bicycle trying to strip..lol

One of my more MEMORABLE shows..lol

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Echo Karaoke @ Wed Aug 02, 2006 2:48 pm wrote:
Lonman @ Tue Aug 01, 2006 1:47 pm wrote:
10. With Karaoke, you're always sure you can find someone worse than you are.
9. You don't feel obligated to buy someone dinner for singing Karaoke with you.
8. When you sing Karaoke, it's OK to have multiple partners.
7. It's OK to sing Karaoke with your sister.
6. With Karaoke, you never have to be sorry about forgetting your lines.
5. It's OK to drink too much and sing Karaoke.
4. With Karaoke, no one will complain about the size of your disc.
3. It's OK to sing Karaoke in front of your neighbors.
2. You'll never feel uncomfortable knowing your parents still sing Karaoke.
1. No one complains about a 3-minute or less Karaoke performance.


Now THAT'S funny...lol

We had mud wresteling at one of my Karaoke shows.

But then, there was also Belly dancing, Church choir, 2 magicians, a juggler, a Karate demonstration, and a drunk Indian on a bicycle trying to strip..lol

One of my more MEMORABLE shows..lol
Something for everyone. I wonder where I would hang out.


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I sing with my sisters all the time :)

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wouldnt you ? :)


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mroctober @ Wed Aug 02, 2006 6:37 am wrote:
I sing with my sisters all the time :)
I know what you mean. All my sisters are very pretty. I love to sing with them.


I mean they sing really well, um...

...nevermind :)


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I would do sex first then go to karoake----gets all the screaming, moaning and hollering out first. Then your voice would be nice and warmed up so you can sing smooth and silky!! :brows:  LMAO  LMAO

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wouldnt you ?



  I can understand why you wish to show your sisters Michael. What I can't understand is why you felt compelled to go thru all that effort to edit your only brother-in-law out've the photo.  What am I, chopped liver ?

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AtM @ Tue Aug 01, 2006 8:24 am wrote:
I already know the answer, I just wanted to see the responses.



...and by the way, I aleady know it's another crap thread. :D
What's wrong with having both?

I won't say what goes on here in my house but there is often a microphone involved. :dancin:


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:) good job steve   ...lol


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Woof ~


This is roughly the 5th-10th post I've composed since this AM... ALL the rest have been deleted... This one was sent.. Day's like today, I've learned to back away from the computer...DO NOT try to interrelate with other's when it's 105, and the A/C isn't efficient... I Just back off, do everything slowly and deliberately, and don't try to think, when I'm not capable of thinking... LOL  I just send very simple responses such as "WOOF".... "YES"..   "NO"...  Anything else can potentially blow up in my face :shock:


When it's this ridiculously hot and balmy... I just sit and watch the mold-spores in my condo gasp for breath..

I wanted to type something over in singer's forum regarding an observation I made

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Has anyone ever tried Karaoke Sex? :D


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I don't know but no one ever farted in my face at karaoke. Geez!   :shock:  :O

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Chuck2 @ Fri Aug 04, 2006 2:13 pm wrote:
Has anyone ever tried Karaoke Sex? :D


I heard that a place in South Austin supposedly had topless karaoke after hours from a girl(friend) who I know from karaoke. She swears she was there but that she wouldn't do it. I went there twice now and saw mostly older women hootin' and hollerin' with not much else going on.  It was a fun place though.

Of course there are a lot of karaoke freaks out there. I have been to a few afterhours parties with a few peeps from Austin and it was an eye opener.  I guess I'll keep it clean with just saying I left before I got in any real trouble.

Even if I had been single I may have run out of there. It was getting scary. Scary Jerry.   :shock:

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There's a nudist camp Ive heard of that has nude karaoke. And theres a stripper bar here that on sunday nights they have a nude dancer dancing while your on stage with her singing! Sometimes she even comes out and pole dances wearing nothing but combat boots and a GAS MASK!! Talk about A RIOT!!! LMAO  LMAO  LMAO

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hmmmmmmm....well I guess it just depends on who wants to...ummm..."duet" with me...if it's bobz2005...well I'm alllllllll for BOTH!!!!  :drool:  hehehe!  :wink:

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I don't know but no one ever farted in my face at karaoke. Geez!



Don't let that get you too depressed.  Eventually you'll meet the right woman !

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Steven Kaplan @ Wed Aug 02, 2006 10:01 am wrote:
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7. It's OK to sing Karaoke with your sister.




LMAO   I'm waiting for the responses to this from a few in here.. something like

  "yeah, but what's the difference ?"   LMAO

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hey we have locations like that even here in NZ

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