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oh LORD!

Just yesterday..... I'd gotten home from work and I was supposed to get ready to go out for dinner with my mom. She was already in the driveway waitin' for me, and I had NUTHIN ready..... I had to pack an overnight bag too cuz I slept over (she lives in the city... i live in a small town just outside) so here I am..... pullin on my shirt... and trying to get my high-heeled boots on..... hoppin around on one stiletto heel while tryin to pull the other one on..... tripped over my bag sittin at the door and smacked into the wall and onto the floor.... of course I couldn't catch myself cuz my arms were caught up in my shirt I was tryin to get into..... I was wearing a knee-length straight skirt, so I couldn't exactly move my legs very easily either....

..... sigh.... the things we WOMEN wear to look good

today I have a bruise the size of a baseball on the back of my leg.... one on my elbow, and one on my as$.... *pout*

at least Tyson had a good laugh.... he watched the whole thing!

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Umm.. nooo.. she has a habit of tripping people apparently SHE needs to laugh to?  LMAO  and then I had to go to the clinic the next day for Xrays even tho I knew it wasn't broke and just sprained.. the Physician's Assistant insisted it had to be broke (it wasn't ).. so then I had to file an accident claim with my medical insurance.. UGHHH can you imagine how many people read "fell into a dog hole" and died laughing??

and Crystal honey... I'm dieing laughing picturing that in my mind

When I told my ex I was going on a fishing trip and she caught me packing a white shirt and tie...

don't ya wish sometimes that people had video cameras strapped to themselves at all times to catch moments like that?

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no Crystal... cuz when I fell I ended up facing the way I had been coming from.. and I quick sat up to see if anyone saw it and then started screaming but the dog was running on top of me.. hubby looks around the corner and thought I was playin with the dog so he walked away even tho I was yelling "OW OW OW OW OW"

yeahh it'd be funny NOW to watch but then it was most embarrassing

i know I do!  that must've been hilarious!  do they have a Canada's Funniest Home Videos show?  i smell first place!

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All work and no play make Homer something something

What you've got to remember...is that with the right guy...it doesn't matter what you wear...or if you wear ANYTHING...you're ALWAYS gonna look good to him!!    :yum:

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agreed!  100%

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All work and no play make Homer something something