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Seriously,   these generators are funny.  I have a few generators too.  One converts sentences into Ebonics.  I have a blast with that one

Darn.  This thread got way off topic.  And NOBODY consoled my lonely heart.

The truth is that am lonely.  I was seeing a girl for the last few months, then it ended.  My landlord told me I had to close the drapes.

:-David

Come on Dave, With the kind of personality you have ,you sure can get an other date real soon.

Good luck

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I can neither confirm nor deny ever having or knowing anything about nothing.... mrscott

So I come back from my weekend away from home and discover I have a full email inbox, a buncha notices of replies to threads I’ve posted to and 3 new PMs.  I check all these out first.  Then I peruse the Singers forum… eh, nothing that exciting to mention.  And then I stumble into the Discussion forum……………………..

At first, I think I might have accidentally ventured onto a dirty personals/fetishes ad website.  But nope, I see I’m still on the KS site.  And what do I do?  I click on the link bearing my name.  An hour later, I’m thinking

Dave?  I got a neighbor who likes to water her plants in the mornings right after she gets outta the shower while she’s still nekkid.  Why do I possess this knowledge?  Wellllll… every curtain in her house is open and there she streaks, room-to-room, dangling every last bit of herself for all to see.  I bet she wouldn’t mind if you took a “peek”.  Me?  I’ve got mini-blinds.  They’re all black.  Phill told me he’s been peeking in my windows so I had to make some adjustments.

I’m sorry you’re so lonely, Dave.  How would you like a nice puppy to keep you company?  

But it’s cool if ya wanna be my stalker too, since most of my others quit camping out in my yard last weekend when I told them all I was leaving soon to pursue my life-long dream of becoming a polka dancer/grapefruit seed distance spitter.  

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Deb I would have NEVER imagined you a spitter... learn something new every day eh?

Note the word "grapefruit".... I prefer to swallow other seeds

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WHAT ???????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank you badsinger for the encouragement.  I'm not sure what to say about Debbie.  She's BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Spicey too :)


:-David

P.S.  I have once again found the woman of my dreams on the Internet.  Time to lose touch with reality again.

"I'm wild again.  Beguiled again.  A wimpering, simpering child again.   Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I."

:-David

I need more stalkers I could use them to pin back my bushes and put clinging plants on this summer  :handshake:

I guess I'm spoken for, Saint :)

Come on Saint there are tons of them at the starting grid of F1

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I can neither confirm nor deny ever having or knowing anything about nothing.... mrscott

I just saw "Hitch" on DVD last night.  Now that movie had some really good stalking techniques.  I need some of Hitch'es advice.

:-David