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Cueball
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 Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2015 4:49 pm |
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Alan B wrote: With all of the tension going on in this thread, I was trying to do something distracting and possibly off the wall.
I am so sorry you didn't find it funny or amusing.
All I wanted to do was bring a smile, or maybe even a chuckle to your face. But apparently, I failed miserably. Please accept my humble apology I am going through some personal BS right now with my roommate, so I am a little bit hyper-sensitized. I really read it as you making fun of my post for no reason. Apology accepted.
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Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2015 9:36 pm |
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Alan B wrote: So basically, you have to buy a KaraoQ starter pack which is a $500 investment in order to be able to use all of the features. And then, they get 25% of whatever extra you make (bumps/bribes/tips) from using the program. Is that correct? Holy crap! Only $500.00 and 25% forever?What a deal! I hope that they have security to perform crowd control. (Said no one ever.)
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Alan B
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Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2015 9:49 pm |
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c. staley wrote: Alan B wrote: So basically, you have to buy a KaraoQ starter pack which is a $500 investment in order to be able to use all of the features. And then, they get 25% of whatever extra you make (bumps/bribes/tips) from using the program. Is that correct? Holy crap! Only $500.00 and 25% forever?What a deal! I hope that they have security to perform crowd control. Call Now!! Operators are standing by!! And if you call within the next 15 minutes, we'll even throw in a set of Ginsu Knives!!!
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c. staley
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Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2015 10:59 pm |
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Alan B wrote: c. staley wrote: Alan B wrote: So basically, you have to buy a KaraoQ starter pack which is a $500 investment in order to be able to use all of the features. And then, they get 25% of whatever extra you make (bumps/bribes/tips) from using the program. Is that correct? Holy crap! Only $500.00 and 25% forever?What a deal! I hope that they have security to perform crowd control. Call Now!! Operators are standing by!! And if you call within the next 15 minutes, we'll even throw in a set of Ginsu Knives!!! Please have your credit card ready. [Over 18 only. May irritate eyes. Harmful if swallowed. This product not intended for use as a dental drill. If you do not understand, or cannot read, all directions, cautions and warnings, do not use this product. Do not use the Silence Feature in emergency situations. Not intended for highway use. May cause rectal itching. ]
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Paradigm Karaoke
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Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2015 11:43 pm |
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Cueball
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Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2015 6:31 am |
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Alan B wrote: Call Now!! Operators are standing by!! And if you call within the next 15 minutes, we'll even throw in a set of Ginsu Knives!!! Now THAT was funny. 
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