Karaoke Forums

......and i just blew chunks all in/over the kitchen sink.

Jesus, I got plastered tonight!

Ok, .........I gotta go to bed.........

See you guys tomorrow.

Greetings from the Convent !

    Yes it is I,  Kappy,  The newest Sister of "Our Lady of the Slovenly Ho".  I apologize for being somewhat out of pocket lately but I have a mission.
    Anyway,  need to take off for a bit.  Being a Pious servant to the Lord I think it's time to fiddle with my Rosaries. <belch>

_________________
Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

OOOOOOOHHHHHHH Man....

I hurt

My buddy cleaned up the sink this morning........Bike and me ain't dented.....I musta had fun last night.

Kappy, I think I need religion too.

 :shock:  :shock:

(i'm SO glad that has never been a part of my life.. or anyone I've lived with)

Wow! You're a fashion designer, too?! Is there no end to your talent?! I'd love to see your "design".  LMAO  LMAO  LMAO  LMAO  LMAO

Can you please send me that recording you put up recently of the commercials that you do?  :hug:

Syberchick,

You ain't lived or found your limits till you power puked....If you never woke up with peas n carrot chunks stuck in your nasal cavities, then you need to get out more.

I trust my body to tell me when I've exceeded it's capacity for fun and return the favor by retching out anything offensive to it......I'm in touch with my inner self, you know?

Keith is quite the introspective poet  LMAO

_________________
Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

Excuse me, but...ewww!  LMAO

The most helpless I've ever felt is when I'm about to puke and can't find any females around to hold me head. It makes the process seem so counterproductive.

_________________
Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

Somebody give him a hand.  LMAO

You sound like my first wife. She was a sympathy puker. If anyone puked, she would too......and when she got sick and needed to puke she would resist it and suffer for hours steada just getting it over with.

Hell girly, even dogs know when to puke and they don't suffer about it, they just do it and get it over with.

You got to remember I spent half my life in the submarine navy. We ate till we got sleepy and slept till we got hungry. Once finally inport we drank till we puked and then drank some more.

Life has guardrails and they are placed there for us to bounce against.

I am definitely a sympathy puker. Even if it's just something I hear on TV. In the past... a pet puking would get me going. Actually if someone is really good at just making the sound THAT can get me going. Around these parts they call it entertainment.  LMAO And please don't get me going about peeps with the dry heaves, that's the WORST!  LOL

Have mercy, Keith.  LMAO

We don't even get that car here stateside. C'mon people, don't dis a person for their car choice. but I'd rather have this one.
http://www.madmaxmovies.com/cars/madmax ... index.html
Can't get those in the US either. Neat little car, Morgan, but do you really think man can contribute to global warming? The Earth warms and cools in cycles that have been going on for eons. Please don't fall for Al Gore's hooey in An Inconvenient Truth.

I'm with the women on this one. I puke over the guardrails, and within no set of circumscribed manly parimeters.  Dry heaves push all limits of the flesh and is a tool of satan herself.  There is no agony more excruciating than every oriface of the body (and orifaces that never existed prior to said episode) trying to reject poison from the body.

_________________
Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

Amen sister.

Girl power

_________________
Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

Did you ever want to be a Power Puff Girl?

I wanna be Buttercup, she kicks major bootay!  :dancin:

(Addendum to my prior post)



Unless it leads to wanton Lesbian sex. I'm no sloppy hussy ! There must be productivity involved.

_________________
Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

Please produce bootay, and current response will be supplemented accordingly

_________________
Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

Ok, Sweetest I'll ease up,

You are way too cute to be seen with strings of snot n food chunks in your hair and dripping out your nose.

But you gotta understand that's what turns me on and tells me my date likes to party.

Oh well, do you at least have any tatts?