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Sinnamon
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lbister @ Wed Jun 28, 2006 2:28 pm wrote: Babs @ Wed Jun 28, 2006 12:04 pm wrote: Kissing? This is the oddest conversation to walk into. If I don't have it right by now I'm in trouble. LMAO And as for trans- patios - some of my best freinds have trans- patios and they are just like everyone else. We shouldn't judge them because they are different. Oh the humanity.  This is an odd conversation. Until now I thought everyone was pretty much on the same page as far as this stuff was concerned. I was under the impression that there were generally accepted social conventions (not to be confused with a Shriner's Convention) covering this. Not so, I guess. I'm not much of a social kisser. I tend to leave that sort of thing for romantic moments. So it's not too much of a surprise that someone like me who has no experience with the "air kiss" also has no experience kissing with his eyes open. I feel some compulsion to assert here that whether you kiss with your eyes open or closed it is probably a good practice to make sure that if you're going to kiss somebody you proceed with your eyes wide open. To do otherwise could be disastrous. When I was growing up in Nebraska a kiss was practically a sign that you were engaged. Many a young guy found himself in church afterwards at the wrong end of his new father-in-law's shotgun. Just a word to the wise. Don't do any "hit and run" kissing in rural Nebraska. Larry Just from KISSING??!! Oh heaven help me.....how many husbands would I have by now?
*starts trying to count* Ummmmm...This could be a while..... _________________ [glow=violet] **Sing like nobody's listening...live like there's no tomorrow**[/glow]
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Babs
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Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 11:37 am |
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I don't mind hugging people or a kiss on the cheek, but I hate
when guys (who are just friends) go for the lips. It is an akward
situation when I turn my head. I don't want to come off snubbish or anything, but
the lips are meant for my bf.
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lbister
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Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 11:43 am |
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Sinnamon @ Wed Jun 28, 2006 1:33 pm wrote: lbister @ Wed Jun 28, 2006 2:28 pm wrote: Babs @ Wed Jun 28, 2006 12:04 pm wrote: This is an odd conversation. Until now I thought everyone was pretty much on the same page as far as this stuff was concerned. I was under the impression that there were generally accepted social conventions (not to be confused with a Shriner's Convention) covering this. Not so, I guess.
I'm not much of a social kisser. I tend to leave that sort of thing for romantic moments. So it's not too much of a surprise that someone like me who has no experience with the "air kiss" also has no experience kissing with his eyes open. I feel some compulsion to assert here that whether you kiss with your eyes open or closed it is probably a good practice to make sure that if you're going to kiss somebody you proceed with your eyes wide open. To do otherwise could be disastrous. When I was growing up in Nebraska a kiss was practically a sign that you were engaged. Many a young guy found himself in church afterwards at the wrong end of his new father-in-law's shotgun. Just a word to the wise. Don't do any "hit and run" kissing in rural Nebraska.
Larry Just from KISSING??!! Oh heaven help me.....how many husbands would I have by now? *starts trying to count* Ummmmm...This could be a while..... It'll probably be easier to calculate if you think of it in terms of how many alimony checks you could be recieving each month. LOL
Larry
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I walk around with my mouth open looking for good looking girls in case I wanna kiss them. I feel like it's my job or something. :drool: You never know when I might sneek up on you, so watch out!
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Jeffieoke @ Wed Jun 28, 2006 2:09 pm wrote: I walk around with my mouth open looking for good looking girls in case I wanna kiss them. I feel like it's my job or something. :drool: You never know when I might sneek up on you, so watch out!
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lbister
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Jeffieoke @ Wed Jun 28, 2006 2:09 pm wrote: I walk around with my mouth open looking for good looking girls in case I wanna kiss them. I feel like it's my job or something. :drool: You never know when I might sneek up on you, so watch out!
The Kissing Bandit
Be careful Jeff. With your mouth open like that you never know what might fly in while you're out there looking for pretty girls—especially if you're riding a motorcycle. I see an oral tragedy in your future.
Larry
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Posted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 9:31 pm |
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I would kiss Jessica Simpson with my eyes open, to make sure she wasn't missing anything. :whistle:
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Odie
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If it was Ashley Simpson, make sure she wasn't lip syncing!
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kjsrbest
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Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 4:33 am |
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Definitely closed! Then I can sort of dream about what to come!
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Sinnamon
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kjsrbest @ Tue Jul 11, 2006 7:33 am wrote: Definitely closed! Then I can sort of dream about what to come!
I'm with ya on that!! 
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lbister
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Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 1:29 pm |
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Kissing eyes closed my preference. Going in to the kiss with your eyes open is also a good idea.
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I like to kiss with one hand on the doorknob. 
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AtM @ Tue Jul 11, 2006 3:43 pm wrote: I like to kiss with one hand on the doorknob. is THAT what they're calling it these days? i've heard it called a "knob" before, but never a door knob! _________________ All work and no play make Homer something something
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AtM @ 11/7/2006, 3:43 pm wrote: I like to kiss with one hand on the doorknob. that's because you never know when i'll be home and catch you and isis!!
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phatrat @ Tue Jul 11, 2006 4:48 pm wrote: AtM @ 11/7/2006, 3:43 pm wrote: I like to kiss with one hand on the doorknob. that's because you never know when i'll be home and catch you and isis!! Yah, it was a habbit I picked up a long time ago. Open windows were helpful too.
Then I quit going out with women unless I could verify they were absolutely single. Then my nose grew, then I met my wife, then I quit shaving, then I quit caring...
It's a cycle.
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lbister
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Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 2:03 pm |
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AtM @ Tue Jul 11, 2006 3:43 pm wrote: I like to kiss with one hand on the doorknob. I guess that's probably open to several interpretations. Rather than comment and get this thread closed down I think I'll just sit here awhile, drooling and reflecting on my fantasy.
Larry
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Chuck2
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Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 2:05 pm |
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lbister @ Tue Jul 11, 2006 5:03 pm wrote: AtM @ Tue Jul 11, 2006 3:43 pm wrote: I like to kiss with one hand on the doorknob. I guess that's probably open to several interpretations. Rather than comment and get this thread closed down I think I'll just sit here awhile, drooling and reflecting on my fantasy. Larry Oops, I should try to be more specific in the future.
Maybe I'll start tomorrow.
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Chuck2
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Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 2:10 pm |
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I should say that I used to kiss with the door or window open, depending on which floor I was on.
I learned how to tell if a women was actually single later. A few weeks after that I met my wife.
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phatrat
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Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 2:15 pm |
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so chuck's answer to this topic is:
1. eyes - closed
2. doors - open
3. windows - open
4. jealous husband coming hom - he hopes he's on the first floor!!
LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO
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Chuck2
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phatrat @ Tue Jul 11, 2006 5:15 pm wrote: so chuck's answer to this topic is: 1. eyes - closed 2. doors - open 3. windows - open 4. jealous husband coming hom - he hopes he's on the first floor!! LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO I used to have really good hearing and spidey sense too. 
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