Karaoke Forums

The bar owner might get over a cat fight, but a dog fight is going to get more involved.    More testosterone to cope with and stuff to prove.    A jealous girl like one I dated for a while, will just get mad and go home.   The guys will have to duke it out.

One of my exes, Shannon, got in a cat fight one night....The owner made them take it out to the parking lot....That was the first time I ever saw gals fight over me....Then later, my second wife shows up and jumps on Ginger out in my driveway....We were separated and I had just started seeing Ginger.....Cat fights are cool!

I had a girl once who used to hit me everytime my boss would hire an attractive new waitress, before I even knew it. This is only the tip of the iceberg.

I'm glad she didn't work where I did.

Aspires to Mediocrity



Nothing worse than getting punished for something you didn't do; unless it's getting pre-punished for something you might do!  

I've always believe in the axiom, "If you can't do the time, don't do the crime".  That just sounds fair to me.  But I have to admit that near the end of my marriage I started thinking that if I had to do the time I might as well do ahead and do the crime.

For 32 years I was faithful but my ex-wife would never believe it.  She wouldn't come to my gigs so she had plenty of time to make of all sorts of stuff that I might have been doing but wasn't.  She was never hesitant about handing out harsh punishment either.  So I figure I've got a few life sentences worth of cheating to do before things equal out.  Maybe I'll get around to it one of these days.  But not today.

Larry

_________________
"Life is too short for diet soda and lite beer"

I feel THAT pain Larry...my almost-ex-wife and I have been separated by 1500 miles our entire marriage.  My mom went out to karaoke with me one night before the wife and I got married, and a lot of my friends (male and female) were talking to her...and a couple of the girls asked Mom if I was REALLY that devoted to my fiancee who lived so far away...Mom told my then-fiancee about this, and I got read the RIOT ACT because I HAD to be cheating with the girls...and I never did.  Her trust issues (not to mention a flat-out refusal to do anything about the geographical separation) are a HUGE reason I'm single again.

_________________
[glow=white][scroll]Live, laugh, and love today--just in case tomorrow doesn't make it[/scroll][/glow]

Singing Squid,

I'm sorry it didn't work out.  Maybe mine would have if we had been separated by a zillion or so miles.  Did you ever get the "I don't want you but I don't want anyone else to want you" treatment?  This has happened to me a couple of times and I've never understood it.  How can a woman decide she's going to be with someone else and then expect you to be true to her?

Larry

_________________
"Life is too short for diet soda and lite beer"