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Steven Kaplan
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Posted: Sat May 27, 2006 8:23 pm |
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Yeah Cowboy Kappy. I'd throw my back out trying to bend over my stomach to retrieve the shoehorn, and tire-iron wedged some place in the waist of my pants.. Those pants are great when your waist measurement is smaller than your inseam. I used to always wear tight Lee and Levi pants... Problem is, those things would rub... and give me a rash LOL .. I don't think Louisiana is ready for a jappy Cowboy.
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Keith02
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Posted: Sat May 27, 2006 8:26 pm |
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Lil Mizz Bluegrazz @ Sat May 27, 2006 7:49 pm wrote: Keith02 @ Sat May 27, 2006 5:17 pm wrote: Sounds like Charm is porking up ....Maybe she thinks it's time to be extra fluffy.....Gurl, you better stay away from them hot brownies! Haha....... Well, I don't think a few pounds would hurt me any. Besides, I think brownies go straight to your butt, and you have mentioned that you like them "fluffy"...... so I'm workin' on it. :rotflmao: Yep, I fersure like a little extra fluffy stuff....Just can't help myself.
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Steven Kaplan
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Posted: Sat May 27, 2006 8:30 pm |
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Do you have a horse with training wheels, and large fluffy grips on the handlebars down there ? Last time I get the nerve up to get on a horse, the power failed, and I got stuck on the merri-go-round for hours.
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Odie
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Posted: Sat May 27, 2006 8:34 pm |
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Steven, check to make sure they have indoor bathrooms too!
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Steven Kaplan
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Posted: Sat May 27, 2006 8:43 pm |
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Quote: Steven, check to make sure they have indoor bathrooms too!
Funny, It's been so long since I've been on a Horse, I didn't even know they came with those these days .
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Steven Kaplan
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Posted: Sat May 27, 2006 9:01 pm |
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I've never gone near one of those port-o-lets. NOPE... Not this Princess !
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Keith02
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Posted: Sat May 27, 2006 9:02 pm |
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Steven Kaplan @ Sat May 27, 2006 10:30 pm wrote: Do you have a horse with training wheels, and large fluffy grips on the handlebars down there ? Last time I get the nerve up to get on a horse, the power failed, and I got stuck on the merri-go-round for hours. Trainin wheels?!
Nope, but I got a huge red n white paint that will kneel to the ground and let you step on, then he will stand up with you....will that work? Did I send you a pic of him?...I got a Palomino as fat as a propane tank...He is so big around that your feet stick straight out when you ride him....You can't ride him thru a four foot gate unless you pull you feet up behind you.
Here is where I'm buying my next horse:
http://www.cloud9walkers.com/CottonandRain.htm
They are fairly closeby....Me n the wife are going to ease over there soon and see what they got for sale.
Check out their whole site and you will see why walking horses are so popular.
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Steven Kaplan
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Posted: Sat May 27, 2006 9:05 pm |
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Quote: You can't ride him thru a four foot gate unless you pull you feet up behind you.
Now THAT is enticing ! Throw a barcalounger on him with an ottoman and a small fridge, and I'll be down ! How are the shock absorbers ?
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Steven Kaplan
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Posted: Sat May 27, 2006 9:10 pm |
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Time to attempt to crash... Night all !
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Keith02
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Posted: Sat May 27, 2006 9:13 pm |
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Steven Kaplan @ Sat May 27, 2006 11:05 pm wrote: Quote: You can't ride him thru a four foot gate unless you pull you feet up behind you. Now THAT is enticing ! Throw a barcalounger on him with an ottoman and a small fridge, and I'll be down ! How are the shock absorbers ? No shocks required on a good walker....I got an idea, we can strap two horse together side to side and sling you a hammock in the middle....?
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