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Well if it has anybearing on anything I was out there a couple friday nights ago doing a story in the Seattle Mag I write for and there was this woman there and she was getting pretty lit and starts talking to me and flriting with me. So finally she starts telling me about how "NASTY" she is.................sooooooooooooooooo for SELF-PRESERVATION it was time to "EXIT STAGE LEFT"................

But what can I Say???????????????????  :)

As to "no holds barred"...............all I can say is the place is gonna SWING so form your own conclusion. But I will say if you come to sing---be prepared to go OLD SCHOOL as I WILL HAVE THE OLD SCHOOL ELVIS MIC with me!

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"WOMEN SENSE MY POWER".........................(General Jack Ripper.....from the movie Dr. Strangelove)

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"You know that I sing the Blues and I do not suffer fools. When I'm on that silver mic, it's gonna cut ya, just like a knife"-The SWINGCAT

Haha........... "IF" I come to sing?? What do you think I'm coming for, the halloween candy? Of course I'll be singing. Matter of fact, you'll probably end up telling me to sit down & shut up by nights end.  :wink:

That'll be fun. And, if you only KNEW how long I've wanted to sing on an "old school mic"......... I'm dying to get one of those myself.

That place sounds kinda rowdy~Kewl~I should fit right in.

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actaully Tachos is pretty tame compared to the Grand Cafe

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"You know that I sing the Blues and I do not suffer fools. When I'm on that silver mic, it's gonna cut ya, just like a knife"-The SWINGCAT

Hey BAD JOKE OF THE NIGHT!!

Whats the OPPOSITE OF CANBY????

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"You know that I sing the Blues and I do not suffer fools. When I'm on that silver mic, it's gonna cut ya, just like a knife"-The SWINGCAT

Its either CANNOTBY or YBNAC, I can't decide...

Anyway, I just wanted to relay that I was hit on by an 18 year-old last night. I'm 29 and have a girlfriend (which I told her, of course), but it sure did feel good. She said that she had a crush on me due to my position of power and the fact that I am a Saggiterious (sp?). She was extremely cute, but alas....

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C Mc
KJ, FL

Oh my gosh- I know I shouldn't even ask- but okay....."What's the opposite of Canby?"




.......... and don't be making fun of my little hick town now Kurt  :wink:

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♥ Laugh your heart out, dance in the rain. Cherish the memories, ignore the pain. Love and learn, forget and forgive. Because you only have one life to live. ♥

Answer to "Whats the opposite of CANBY?"

WELL ITS OBVIOUS ISNT IT????????:...................................

CanTby

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"You know that I sing the Blues and I do not suffer fools. When I'm on that silver mic, it's gonna cut ya, just like a knife"-The SWINGCAT

When your DJing do you find the girls that come up and start talking to you and flirting  with you get up TOO CLOSE ( ) and mash thier chests up against your arm or shoulder??? EVERY SINGLE TIME!! and they just stay there until theyve gotten the attention they wanted and they ALWAYS look over their shoulders and smile when they walk off!

GOD I LOVE MY JOB!!!

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"You know that I sing the Blues and I do not suffer fools. When I'm on that silver mic, it's gonna cut ya, just like a knife"-The SWINGCAT

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"You know that I sing the Blues and I do not suffer fools. When I'm on that silver mic, it's gonna cut ya, just like a knife"-The SWINGCAT

Cant make fun of Canby. But can make fun of

MO LAAAAAAAAAAAAA LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

An even MORE little Hic town than CANBY!

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"You know that I sing the Blues and I do not suffer fools. When I'm on that silver mic, it's gonna cut ya, just like a knife"-The SWINGCAT

Never fails

I have some regular "hot babes" hitting on me once a month when I sing.
However it's unfortunate that they are around 90 years old.
They live in the nursing home I sing at for free once a month.

So I guess Yes Karaoke can be used as a pick up tool.

hope I can still sing when Im 90 ...maybe I'll get Lucky

Yeah, you're right there. I'm surprised Molalla even has electricity & running water, .

You know, I would rather live here than Portland though, me & big towns don't get along too well.



Michael- I'll tell ya what. When I get old & decide to retire, I'll move down to sunny Florida.... and get myself a room in that senior home. You hang onto that karaoke equipment.... and when we're BOTH about 90 or so- I'll flirt with you.  :D

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♥ Laugh your heart out, dance in the rain. Cherish the memories, ignore the pain. Love and learn, forget and forgive. Because you only have one life to live. ♥

I really hope I'm lucid at 90.  After visiting a few of those nursing homes, I'm scared $#!tless that not only will I be cursed being alive at 90, but I'll be the one with dementia you folks singing and having fun ask the nurses to remove from the room because the crying for my mother get's too annoying, and I keep dropping my diaper flashing the young octagenarians. Which in itself isn't really the worst problem.  I'm not overly concerned with getting 86'd from a senior center coffee house,  being incontinent, or even abit more vacuous; What's terrifying is the thought that when I'm grounded, and stuck in my room, I won't be able to figure out how to boot up my computer, and hang in places like this  :shock: .

I PRAY that if I end up incontinent in diapers in a nursing home that SOMEONE will have the KINDNESS to put me out of THIER MISERY before I EVER become that way!

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"You know that I sing the Blues and I do not suffer fools. When I'm on that silver mic, it's gonna cut ya, just like a knife"-The SWINGCAT

I PRAY that if I end up incontinent in diapers in a nursing home that SOMEONE will have the KINDNESS to put me out of THIER MISERY before I EVER become that way!

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"You know that I sing the Blues and I do not suffer fools. When I'm on that silver mic, it's gonna cut ya, just like a knife"-The SWINGCAT

Ah, come on guys......... that's a bad outlook.

Me-? I plan on still getting up to sing and dance with all the nervous newbies at karaoke when I'm 90.  :dancin:

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♥ Laugh your heart out, dance in the rain. Cherish the memories, ignore the pain. Love and learn, forget and forgive. Because you only have one life to live. ♥

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what if I am the one whos normal and the rest of the world is all messed up?