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The thread on your life in a song reminds me I can go up to almost any jukebox and with the right selections tell my life story. I dont like long threads but this is the story of my love life and shouldnt be that long..
In high school I was extremely shy but had this short lil chubby gal with big b***bs. She could giggle and flash those bright eyes at me and I was in heaven and she could bring me out of my shell. After graduation we slowly parted ways.
 In college I decided I'd get some classy gal. Found one but she couldnt dance made fun of my southern accent and got indignant if I suggested McDonalds (back then they were 19cents)
 Next was an outgoing gal that was fun knew how to please a man had the cutest **** you ever did see . But when I'd take her out she'd go home with everybody except me.
 So next was a quiet shy innocent lil gal . She had possibilities, but she was so shy you hardly even knew she was around. When I finally got the first kiss it wasnt worth the wait.
 The next gal sort of had all the traits prementioned .She was awesome and I was falling but for some strange reason one day I looked into her eyes and the chemistry wasn't there anymore.
 Now dont get me wrong Im not complaing by this time Id had a lot of fun and was even starting to find myself.
 So with a little maturity I chose a gal that knew what she wanted had some good goals and we seemed to have a lot in common.  We aquired a lot of material things, was living a pretty decent life for several years.  Then we grew apart and to make it short she got the house, the 40 acres in Wyoming   whatever money I still had in the bank.  She even took my dog..
 Now all I want is a short chubby lil gal with flashing eyes a warm giggle and big b***bs....

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Somehow I didn't expect your story to end quite that way hmmph! I've seen too many movies I guess..

Don't give up...

At the very least... you've got the making of a great country song!

JOIN the club m'man...

all I want is Crystal and Sheree... the problem is that they are taken AND have good taste!

yeha matt, I think crystal would taste good too... wait that didn't come out right...

Me Too .... !!    :handshake:

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