Lim E Gello is soooooo overrated...if they ever did a blood tox screen on her they would see that she is always hopped up on goofballs and mikes hard lemonade (ok....no jokes about me !)...her cadences are a joke and her "bubblegum in a dish" routine falls just shy of a will hung experiance....i remember the event well, i had just strained my right thumb and i thought i could not go on, but then i thought of all the little kids on americas playgrounds slapping their hands together with their playmates for the first time...the sounds of little voices singing.."a sailor went to I ..I ...I..." resonated in my head and from my role model core i summoned up the courage to walk onto the matt and slap my hands against my partners enduring needle like pains with each contact.....as i thought of the children that day i cried as we completed our most difficult part of the routine where we mix it up and do a right right left left inverted slap double clap (a move that only i have been able to pull off in competition)...as i looked over at your precious Lim E i laughed as the whole intricacy of our routine went over her little punk 6 year old head as she played with her bratz dolls waiting for her turn.........standing on the medal podeum as our flag was raised for our anthem the reality hit me that we had finally beat the russian 2nd graders and the siamese twins (who i think should be disqualified cause they share the same brain)i began to weep like a little girl.....i finally felt i belonged with all the other litttle girl pattycakers who only hung out with me in the olympic villiage cause i bought them smokes..........im sorry im crying right now i cant go on.....and most important, if you dream of being............hey is that my microwave beeping?.......spaghetti-Os are ready gotta go........bye!
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