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Last night we had a reserved table for a birthday party. The gal said she I am 21 years old with 12 years of experience. It just popped out of my mouth. I'm 69 and still a virgin!!!!!
She lost it..
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Page 2 She is actually 26 now but years ago in One Eyed Jacks in Loveland she would come in underaged and with her girl friends would drag this old man on the dance floor and wouldnt let up until I thought I was going to have a heart attack.. This was sober and drinking ice water on hot summer nights. Do I love her? YEA!!!
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karyoker @ Sun Aug 17, 2008 10:25 am wrote:
Last night we had a reserved table for a birthday party. The gal said she I am 21 years old with 12 years of experience. It just popped out of my mouth. I'm 69 and still a virgin!!!!! She lost it..
I had something pop out once. At first I thought it was an Alien but then I realized my speedo was just misaligned.
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docbob @ Fri Aug 29, 2008 12:14 am wrote:
I had something pop out once. At first I thought it was an Alien but then I realized my speedo was just misaligned.
Yeah, it was on backwards[/quote]
I walked the beach for a week straight in my speedo. Couldn't get a girl to even talk to me.........my buddy finally told me I was suppose to put the potato in the front, and not in the back........ go figure.......may you all get the visual on that...
We did,nt catch any rockfish today, so I was just wondering what kind of speed I should be using for trolling...........Never mind, I should stay on topic I guess.
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I actually wore a speedo on my swim team. It was the old American Flag speedo that was so popular. A size 30. I can't believe I ever fit into that bad boy. What a stud monkey I used to be.....
I'm so cool....
I never had a potato either. Just a french fry.
A little self deprication is never unwarranted. Than again, it was the world's biggest french fry. Dang Jeff, shut up! You idiot!
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go figure.......may you all get the visual on that... 
A little self deprication is never unwarranted. Than again, it was the world's biggest french fry. Dang Jeff, shut up! You idiot! 
