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You know what's freaky Sis.  The dude that invented the mirror..  My gosh,  what a terrifying thing !!!!   That's what started the invention of existentialism,  vanity, anxiety, and makeup...  The ramifications of the invention of the mirror cost modern man trillions of dollars,  Not to mention Psychiatrists, even light switches (so you can turn off the light bulb) and revert to the dark ages prior to the invention of the mirror..  but that only came after the color black was invented.  All because of the invention of the damned mirror...  They even invented numbers so people could explain why they were getting ugly incrementally !

People don't think,  but if it weren't for the mirror, EVERYTHING we saw would be fact !  Now we realize that some things aren't as they appear and there's another side we can't know about until we cross over.  That caused so much anxiety man had to invent philosphers... I'm telling you,  the mirror is a horrible invention..

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Now Sis you wouldn't be dabblin' in the psychotropic stuff at this moment would ye  :brows:

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or do you mean non-prescription psychedelic substances  :drunk:

See,  there's a logical equation that can show the difference in substances

If Kappy takes psyechelic substances Doc will take away belt and shoe-laces
If Kappy DOES NOT take psychotropic substance Doc will take away belt and shoe-laces.

If         A equals C
and     C does not equal B
A [strike]equal[/strike]B


All math has one common denominator- psychosis !
Reason being, it came to exist because of the invention of the mirror , prior to
which there was no such concept as "time".  Cuz people always were the same age.
See how absurd things became ?   At that point they even started pondering theories of evolution.

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OY,  I'm retaining water

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Sounds like there may be a little water on the brain too!  LOL  j/k

Well, that's nothing new !

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Nope - Definately PMS

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I have some Midol if you need it  :D

I'm always here for my girlfriends

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You could even wrap it and put a purdy red bow on it, the gift that keeps on giving  :drums:

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Sis,  for that you better wrap up a two weeks supply of tetracycline  <500 mg QID>

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And a partridge in a pear tree  :whistle:

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I suppose I'd prefer either one.

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Of all the drugs in the world you ask for an antibiotic

Hey, I don't really have a partridge but there's a turkey in the oven, will that do?

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Pear tree's don't do well around here

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