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classic kappy !!

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75% off too !

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

still too rich for my blood...do you take green stamps (if you even remember those)

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We take PayPal, Major Credit Cards, Mr. President Coins, and S&H Green Stamps, but there's a slight service fee for Plaid Stamps !

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

Ahhhhhhhhh yes S&H green stamps. i remember them well ! stuck 80 dollars worth of em on my furniture when i was a kid...im lucky to be alive !

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It was a rumor that plant liked young boys, True??

Still have my Wilson Duke, and Rawlings Baseball mitt I bought with my moms books and a few bucks !  Does Wilson still make "The Duke' ?  Or just their $60 dollar+ NBA Official footballs ?   Big Jimmy and I were discussing those sixties fun things such as stingray 20 inch bicycles made by Schwinn, and our low tech toys..  To me a 100 mw Walkie Talkie was "cutting edge" technology.. Beat the two orange juice cans and kite string we were using to talk from the backyard pup tent to the house



Nah,  He was doing "research" along with Townshend  :shock:

(I never heard that about Pant, just Townshend)

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Well judging by what I've been hearing on the radio for the last few years, put out by the crap factories formerly known as record labels, from what at best would have to be marginally talented people. I'd say anything is possible. So you can't sing on key, well hex, we'll just run you through this here pitch corrector, weak voice you say? No problem we'll just run you through this Eventide. Can't play? Well playing isn't important to be considered a musical act these days, oh but you do have to dance. Can't write music? Thats ok we have writers, just tell daddy to keep writing those checks, thats the only writing you have to worry about.... . That's right, you too can be a star.

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Quickness of mind will deceive the eye

Right,  the concert will likely be 4 old farts and Karaoke backing with ocassional dubbed in actual singing tweaked by technology. Currently these guys are taking lip synch courses and their setup crew is learning how to set lighting conditions with moderate strobing fx so people can appear to play instruments synched to backing music.  Gibson is constructing a new Jimmy page model "Air Les Paul" that a senior citizen can support the weight of.  Page, Plant and Jones are in physical therapy currently in hopes they'll be able to stand up straight with reasonably normal appearing posture (with help from orthopaedic wear and stunt lighting conditions) by late this fall while appearing to be supporting and playing real appearing instruments.  Neurologists are trying to use JP Jones early signs of Parkinsonian tremor to his advantage by taping his wrist to the upper bout of his bass allowing finger spasms to appear as fast movement. Plant will have two microphone stands...  One behind him supporting him, and one in front of him sandwiching him to the rear pole support. Ultimate Supports biggest feat will be keeping these old guys erect during the concert.  Bonhams son has been named the conservator of these old guys and must assume responsibility if they wonder off and get lost during the concert.  The soundman/nurses station will appear to be soundmen. MEdical equipment such as defibrillators and oxygen are concealed within empty Marshall and Ampeg cabinets wired to these old guys by remote sensor in case of emergency. Headset microphones are sources of electronic stimulation making them appear happy and wild like they were during their younger days... Hair club for men is really the reason they must charge so much for these concerts.  Implants are costing them a fortune and Sy Sperling is their current sponsor/manager.  The newly released Album scheduled to come out is entitled

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

oh man are you taking me back with those things kappy..especially the stingrays..mine had the coolest banana seat ever with sissy bars !!

at your zepplin titles !!
how bout:
Livin Lovin Nursemaid
Pacemaker (heartbreaker)
Indigestion Breakdown
Whole Lot of Drugs

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that quote was in regards to the green stamps comment....not the plant boy toucher one

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Those would be fine Mikey,  But I was naming songs straight from their new release

"Rest Houses of the Holy Cross"


Nah,  Big Jimmy C just doesn't recall "In thru the outdoor" was an album.

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i found this topic about 20 topics down on the page..its like noone cares about it anymore and everyone is willing to ignore it till it goes away...kind of ironic dont you think?

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And what's wrong with that?.....young boys are cool....without them we'd have no Little League.... ....why you think they called him Plant....."Ah-AH-AH-ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Not any run of the mill stingrays steve k, The Schwinn "Cotton Picker" "Apple Crate" types. Ashame that schwinn went belly up. When i was young they made the best bikes.

The scuttlebutt on plant was around the time he made his first solo album with "I'm in the mood".

Yeah BJC.. Up until the mid-70's wasn't a schwinn a solid bicycle made here in CHicago ?  Until some larger internation company purchases them around 77 and now they aren't much

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".