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Thank you sweethearts....I don't do stress....It don't effect me....20 years of submarines and cold war life/death stuff and constant sea pressure taught me to deal with stress......I'm cool as one of Bab's cats.

got the oil changed in my dually, feul filter too....waiting on my buddy Robbie to return from parts store... I gave him my debit card and told him to go fetch oil n filter for his truck so we could change it too.

Wife called.......I was under dually with hot oil dripping in my ear when Robbie handed me the phone.....She got her flowers......got all drippy on me.

Keith, will you NEVER learn? Robbie will most likely come back with a bunch of beer, a box of donuts, a pack of ciggies, a couple car magazines..... all on your debit card of course...... and he will have forgotten the parts.  LOL



So get yourself out from under that truck and get the gas & oil smell off of you before she gets home.  Contrary to what most men think, women do NOT get turned on by that smell like you men do. Trust me, I married a diesel mechanic, I know these things....  :D


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If I'm stinkin like grease n oil, she smells $$$.....Hell, she changes her own oil...............She's half American Indian and has her own smell anyway...Her hair is as thick as a horses mane and tail

http://memimage.cardomain.net/member_im ... 1_full.jpg Look at that Indian hair and skin...she's half animal.

I'm thru with my truck and Robbie is out there doing his tranny oil and engine oil and anti freeze....If I didn't pay for it it wouldn't get done....He had 60K on his oil change today...he was just adding oil.....!  LMAO (7' truck and he never changed the antifreeze!..........

I'm listening to the music I'm shipping out to you guys!  :dancin:  :dancin:  :dancin:  :dancin:  :dancin:  :dancin:  :dancin:  :dancin:  :dancin:  :D  :hi5:

Here is me the old man torturing an uncooperative ap horse....Hon, once my a$$ hit that saddle he got serious and i held on....He got broke that day and i sold him the next.......

http://memimage.cardomain.net/member_im ... 6_full.jpg

I just broke my woman, but I think I'll keep her.

Well, I generally change my own oil too...... as well as most repairs that need done on my vehicles. I don't think "ew gross" to grease & oil... not in a general sense.

But still... At "certain times" (trying not to get the thread yanked) , it's not someone's car oil I want making me slippery & soaking the covers.  LOL


(I might just have to edit that out..)

Hey, btw Keith.... I've seen that pic before. What kind of Indian is she? Cause my Indian blood comes from down around that area too..... Choctaw. (you know... the ones that were really good hatchet slingers)  :drunk:

EDIT: Now that you fixed the link, I saw pic #2... It being a bit blurry... leaves the looker wondering if you made it on.  :D


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She's Creola Indian Tribe...Pure coonass and half cajun...Yeah, I made it on his a$$ and hung on till he was tuckered out...He bucked and tried to rub me off on the panels but finally gave out......My avatar shows me pattin him after he settled down and his ears got right...he started acting like he knew all about it....The buyer was standing there waiting to see if he could be ridden.....So he bought him on the spot....And I got rid of that crazy beast!

That is a danged fine horse but I don't wish him on any man who ain't wearing spurs and willing to rodeo.

The POA I had when I was 16...... would only calm enough to let me blanket him when I sang. True story...... that horse used to perk his ears up and come running to the fence if he even HEARD a guitar playing. I used to sit in the field and feed him apples when I sang out there.  LOL

He was, of course, my first love.  :D


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♥ Laugh your heart out, dance in the rain. Cherish the memories, ignore the pain. Love and learn, forget and forgive. Because you only have one life to live. ♥

So...If I perk my ears up and come running to the fence?

I dig under fences or jump them................

Stolen sweets are sweeter.

I'd hobble ya, to teach you a da'mn lesson, hahaha.....

J/K



I wouldn't know.... I've honestly never "stolen". Thought about it, but never done it.  :D

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Well.......

There is the thief, and there is the victim of their theft.

Sometimes....Sometimes they meet and there is no crime even tho things got stolen.

I'm a thief, but I ain't never served no time for my crimes.

An honest thief only takes what he needs and leaves the same.

And then there are some times.... in certain neck of the woods areas where such things are overlooked as "justice"...  that people get SHOT at for those sorts of things, no matter what little bit ya stole.  :D

Trust me, in MY neck of the woods, a bullet would most adduredly be part of the game... the only question would be, how to dodge it.  LOL

(I'm looking for a pic of my horse to show you... from when I was, I think, 15)

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♥ Laugh your heart out, dance in the rain. Cherish the memories, ignore the pain. Love and learn, forget and forgive. Because you only have one life to live. ♥

Wanna see my bullet holes?...I got a few, but i doubt you wanna hear about how I got them......I'm bullet proof.......so far.

I'm a thief at heart....I can't help myself......and the bad part is .....I can be stolen.

Yeah, I think you could. Yup, matter of fact I'm pretty sure of it.  :D

I think..... 99% of us could be, if the right "thief" came along.  :shock:

Now go get spiffed up for Ginger, she's gonna come home and throw herself at you as soon as she walks in the door.... ya gotta be prepared for that, put on some Old Spice cologne, and co.ck your cowboy hat a bit sideways so you look a little bit *reckless*.  :cowboy:


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♥ Laugh your heart out, dance in the rain. Cherish the memories, ignore the pain. Love and learn, forget and forgive. Because you only have one life to live. ♥

I want you Charmin...I'd steal you if I got the chance.

Be better than that, ok?

Be better than that?

Waddya mean? Be a good girl? Now you're starting to sound like my pa.  LOL

Okay, I'll be good. (funny.... usually, men want me to be bad)


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Make me take it.

You ain't worth nothing unless you resist.

I ain't my best unless I fight for it.

Let's  do this PM.

Oh, well, thanks for explaining...... THAT sounds more like the Keith I know.

Now, let me try and figure you out. I sang a song you asked me to... and you tell me it made you look around and take notice of your wife.... you think she's gonna make the "first cut".  You even sapped her up with flowers.

Why do I feel like I'm playing with fire here?

I told ya.... I've played with fire.... I've been burned.... and I woke up a bit smarter.  :whistle:

You just like the chase..... I know you. The moment I stop running, you'll be bored and go on home.  :yes: Like a bad puppy, they chase the fast moving cars, and pay no mind to the ones sitting in the yard. (just to pee on the tires)  LOL  (Nice analogy Charm,  gawd, but I'm slacking on my wit these days)

Pretty soon Babs or Breeze or Isis or Fierynet... or someone else.... will waltz through here and you'll take off in the other direction.

So, yeah, I'm still running..... It's a good thing these forums are nice n' roomy:)



And don't tell me things like THAT...... That pi$$es me off.  :twisted:

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♥ Laugh your heart out, dance in the rain. Cherish the memories, ignore the pain. Love and learn, forget and forgive. Because you only have one life to live. ♥