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Keith - It seems like you try and STAY in trouble ... something like an adrenalin junkie  :rotflmao: [/quote]

Keith, IT'S A $10,000 FINE FOR ALTERING /ELIMINATING THE CATALYTIC CONVERTER.    At least it is in my country.      Do what you want, but save up your money.

It's only 25 thousand here in my country.........

My truck either came with one or it didn't.....it was an odd year in that regard....so no one can hang me if mine doesn't have one IF they were to inspect it.

Tell us about your country......now that you mentioned it.

I really enjoy hearing about faraway places and faraway people.

Jian, who also posts here, is from Serian in Malaysia...He sometimes treats us with pics and descriptions of his culture and people....Makes me want to travel there.

You are from Egypt? Are you Egyptian? I hope so....I'm nosey and want to pry. So give it all up....food, drink, customs, karaoke, religion, sex, social customs and attitudes, politics....everything.....pics are required too....We Americans seem to think the world revolves around us......Show us that you have a world there too and that we are not the center of the universe.

Nope, now your flag says Libya!.....It was Egypt last week!

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I'll confess what I did today.......I went and bought a whole huge truckload of hay....30 bales........then I left it on the truck till it was time to go to work cause I chatted with you guys here up to the last minute.......so I drive the truck and hay to work at 4PM...Then I call her at 5PM right as she is getting off work and tell her to drop off her car and take my truck home.......Then when she shows up at my work to trade vehicles, I tell her to make sure she unloads the hay once she gets home so it won't rain on it......She leaves angry......But she is driving the truck full of hay!

She calls me at 10PM to tell me she is in bed and sore from unloading all that hay and how angry she was about it when she got home.....then she wants to talk sex stuff on the phone.....  LMAO

You know, if I don't do stuff like that now n then she takes me for granted...go figure.

Keith, I have a vehicle inspection license.    They can tell by the VIN # exactly what came on the vehicle.     Whatever it came with, needs to be there and working.    It doesn't take a rocket scientist to see the converter is not there.

I'm not you.    :whistle:

Ok...........

Except we don't get that type inspection down here......You toot the horn, flick on all your lights and they slap the sticker on the windshield......All they want is the 10 bucks till next year......If you are in a hurry, 20 bucks will avoid any inspection.

Ahhhhh Keith you have a vehicle "safety" inspection.  We have an "IM" (emissions) inspection here and that's what Bigdog's referring to.  Cop hears the sound and makes you get one .... Busted!

Wheee! I knew there were benifits to being RedNeck and living out in the piney woods! Big Brother must really be nosey up there if he is sniffing your tailpipes!

Anyboby need a converter to fit a F-250/F-350 extended cab diesel truck?.....I'll make you a special price!

All dogs sniff tail...pipes.

And you think cats are dumb?  LMAO

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!! I never come over here anymore, but this thread caught my interest. I thought...why would Keith want to kill me? Then I realized, keith has no idea who the f*** I am anyway, so I'm safe. !!
I read this whole thread...you guys are still funny as hell!! Keith is re-married? More power to ya man!! Drama is the spice of life I hear....but my sense of smell is somewhat depleted or diminished...I couldn't handle an episode of Jerry Springer nowadays anymore than I could handle digging my own grave...but I'm sure that could be arranged.
On the subject, yeah, I must be a little bit redneck too. I just had to autopsy the kitty on my Dodge Ram so I could get the full sound of the Flowmaster muffler. Sounds tough, but not real duals. Muffler shops here won't touch anything that's been altered, and nobody makes a true-dual aftermarket set-up that I can install. I'd make my own full-length headers and go from there if I had a mig-welder, but I acted like a materialistic b*tch with my credit cards years ago and I'm still trying to dig myself outta that grave. Everything is on hold until I start saving money. Yep! That's the smart thing to do! You da man Keith!  :wave:

It's a $10,000 fine for you and $10,000 for the shop that did it.      You go girl.

Here you go Keith since you love cats.

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Poor guy driving the boat!

He is forced to go back and pick up the kid, so you know the cat will survive too.

That waa a perfect chance to ditch that cat but the kid ruined it.

It's funny that cats hate water so much, they are excellent swimmers.

Yep, that's why you always tie one in a pillow case before you float test them.....If they float, they will make a great pet, if they sink,....... oh well, they sink.

 
All potential cat pets should be float tested....It's rule.

Wouldn't that also mean that they are witches?

Only if they weigh the same as a duck!

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