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PostPosted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 12:54 pm 
vettelady @ Tue Sep 12, 2006 1:23 pm wrote:
Ohhhh I've got a hilarious cell phone story. I work part time as a book keeper/computer tech at a flower shop and art gallery. One of the delivery people got fired...she got in 3 accidents with the company vehicles and totalled 2 of them. The insurance company wouldn't cover her any more. Anyway she had programmed the numbers of a couple of her friends into the cellphone that stays in the vehicle and didn't have time to erase them.

One day the woman who owns the shop, Ann, went out to the vehicle to find her bulldog and pekingese chewing on and licking the phone. Just as she finished cleaning the phone off she got a call. Some woman (one of the ex-employee's friends) on the other end was screaming at her for making obscene phone calls. Turns out the bulldog kept hitting her number on the speed dial while chewing on the phone and needless to say they do make an awful lot of noise. When Ann finally quit laughing, she told the woman what happened and they both cracked up. I thought that was the funniest thing!! LMAO


That is funny..... LMAO .....would make a good scene in a movie....thanks for sharing.....jj
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Very true, Joyce!! The imagination is a very wild thang....



Oh,  there's no imagination involved.  You can tell by a person's font what lies below.
Just viewing a person's content you can tell what color socks they have on too !  Or if they are typing naked.

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Turns out the bulldog kept hitting her number on the speed dial while chewing on the phone and needless to say they do make an awful lot of noise.



This should come as no surprise !     Two breeds of dog that each look as though they ran into a telephone poll at 30 mph are obviously perverse

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One day the woman who owns the shop, Ann, went out to the vehicle to find her bulldog and pekingese chewing on and licking the phone. Just as she finished cleaning the phone off she got a call. Some woman (one of the ex-employee's friends) on the other end was screaming at her for making obscene phone calls. Turns out the bulldog kept hitting her number on the speed dial while chewing on the phone and needless to say they do make an awful lot of noise. When Ann finally quit laughing, she told the woman what happened and they both cracked up. I thought that was the funniest thing!! LMAO[/quote]

I get out of more trouble that way. LMAO
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so thats what happened to my cell phone.

Bigdog cough it up!

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OK,  I've got to tell this story it's funny, although it's not funny..

There was this guy walking last week at an outdoor mall near where I live.  Guy literally was about 6' 5" and must've weighed at least 500 lbs.   The guy was massive, round basically.  He was walking this little Boston Terrier,  thing must've weighed all of 6 lbs....

The guy let's a really loud one loose, really cracks one at about 120 DB's.... damn thing echoed all over the plaza.. A really attractive girl looked at the guy in a grotesque manner...  The guy whips out a newspaper and smacks the little dog screaming,

"Pisces that was disgusting you little pig"...  This obese guy looked dead serious too   :shock:

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 Post subject: Re: Disgusted
PostPosted: Wed Sep 13, 2006 10:57 am 
hmmmmmmmmmmm..obviously Steven, you have not encountered my prize pooch, Farina, King of Dogs...he has warped my record collection with his gastrointestinal fussilades...
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That is why I always carry a paper.    I smack myself with it, whenever I do something that digusting. LMAO

What's even better is if you look at someone else and say that was digusting.   :whistle:  :O
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When I was little my dad always blamed the dog for his gas.
The funny thing is the dog has been dead for about 20 years and
he still says it was our dog Sam who did it.  LMAO

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What's even better is if you look at someone else and say that was digusting.    



Assuming anyone dare get close enough,  Some of us eventually run out've people.

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This thread is rapidly turning into the dinner scene of the movie "The Nutty Professor"...  When the whole dinner table of eddie murphy impersonated character's had the farting contest.

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