michaeljayklein @ Fri Aug 25, 2006 9:16 am wrote:
Back in my drinking days I often took the merry-go-round home--although ferris wheels offered the benefit of air travel...
Two potatos are standing on a street corner. How do you know which one is a prostitute?
Look for the little sticker on it that says "Idaho"
Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad! She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 4 seconds AND IT BETTER BE
THERE."
The next morning, Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a small box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Funeral services for Ed have been scheduled for Friday.
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