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PostPosted: Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:34 am 
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planet_bill @ Thu Aug 17, 2006 11:28 am wrote:

Or perhaps a superhero.... Captain Buttarm!!  LMAO  LMAO  LMAO


Captain Buttarm!!  LMAO  LMAO  LMAO


That is just the kind of humor that stops me in my tracks. :D


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LMAO Captain Buttarm able to flatulate while jumping tall buildings.

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:43 am 
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...and flex, flex ,flex :D


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That reminds me off a joke The psych was giving this clown the ros... test He drew a verticl line whats this A naked woman standing up He drew a horizontal line Naked woman lying down  A right angle  A naked woman in a chair.  I know wats wrong you are a sex maniac...  ME!!!!!! Ur the one drawing all the dirty pictures.......


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karyoker @ Thu Aug 17, 2006 11:50 am wrote:
That reminds me off a joke The psych was giving this clown the ros... test He drew a verticl line whats this A naked woman standing up He drew a horizontal line Naked woman lying down  A right angle  A naked woman in a chair.  I know wats wrong you are a sex maniac...  ME!!!!!! Ur the one drawing all the dirty pictures.......
This one makes me laugh on a few different levels. I'm just to tired to get to all of them today.


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For some reason, at first glance, that looks like a naked bum and legs to me. I obviously have issues.


No Kidding.  I had to look at that for awhile before it occurred to me what THAT actually is.  I started wondering, "HOW the heck he got away posting that !"
Figured it was some guy mooning us

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Jeffieoke @ Wed Aug 16, 2006 9:46 pm wrote:
Hey Bill, you're supposed to avoid the part of the storm that contains the hail, bro. Or did you think you were Wild Bill? Did you lasso it and ride it out of town? YeeHaw!  :wave:  :wave:   Bye bye Billy!  

That there boy he's a riding him a turnado!  It must be Wild Bill!


Lasso it? No, but I got some great pictures and video http://www.tornadoxtreme.com/2005_Chase ... th_05.html. In chasing that is about the same thing. It rode me out of town - literally.  And well, like they say...sometimes you get the bear, and sometimes the bear gets you. Appears this time I was played with. For the rest of you...this doesn't usually happen, but this time I just happened to get caught behind a tornado in the tornadic RFD with some baseball to grapefruit size hail slung at 100+ mph. But Jeff is right, you don't really want to drive in the hail as it has a tendency to ruin your day and your chase. Trust me, it is difficult to drive looking out small holes in the windshield with glass fragments everywhere (your hair, your shoes, your computer, camera equipment, the whole interior. Gets a bit wet too.[/url]


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BlueStainedShoes @ Wed Aug 16, 2006 4:34 pm wrote:
Vroom, Vroom......  (I do believe I'd take ya running the 1/4 Steve, hahaha)


almost, but not quite!


Lamborghini Murcielago 1/4 mile specs - 116MPH / 12.6 sec

Dodge Viper RT10 1/4 mile specs - 118MPH / 12.2 sec

but hey, you know i'd let you catch me anyday!

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BlueStainedShoes @ Wed Aug 16, 2006 4:34 pm wrote:
Vroom, Vroom......  (I do believe I'd take ya running the 1/4 Steve, hahaha)


almost, but not quite!


Lamborghini Murcielago 1/4 mile specs - 116MPH / 12.6 sec

Dodge Viper RT10 1/4 mile specs - 118MPH / 12.2 sec

but hey, you know i'd let you catch me anyday!


Oooohhh, buddy, I wish your little tail were out here. Cause I'd take that as a challenge. We have a 1/4 mile track just up the road in Woodburn.  :whistle: Hubby used to drag his pickup there in the Thunder Truck drags.

And I'm pretty good at speed shifting, I'd still take ya on. And.... you don't know me too well.... I don't allow men to "let me" catch them.

And yeah, I think I'm a bit of a smart aleck too.  LOL


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BlueStainedShoes @ Thu Aug 17, 2006 1:21 pm wrote:
Oooohhh, buddy, I wish your little tail were out here. Cause I'd take that as a challenge.


Now HOW stupid was that? It's not like we really have those cars.  LMAO


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planet_bill @ Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:28 am wrote:
Crystal @ Wed Aug 16, 2006 10:18 pm wrote:
LMFAO!!! OMG!! I totally thought it was a bum too!!

untill I scrolled down a teeny bit further and saw the armpit and such...

but the top part? yeah.... it's a bum!


Hmmm....Guess we can call you Buttarm, but that probably isn't what you had in mind.  LMAO  LMAO  LMAO  LMAO. Maybe we could make a whole new animated series with a new character. I was always a bit fond of Beavis and Butthead. Sadly it seems I can see what the ladies are talking about - although I admit it didn't occur to me at first. But when you cover up part of the screen on the left/right to cover the hand/head indeed you get a bum and two legs.

Or perhaps a superhero.... Captain Buttarm!!  LMAO  LMAO  LMAO

Sorry man...but the ladies figured it out.  I may not forget this one for awhile.  :rotflmao:


You should see the other side of my arm (It's hung!)    :whistle:

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Jeffieoke @ Thu Aug 17, 2006 7:09 pm wrote:
You should see the other side of my arm (It's hung!)    :whistle:


I don't know if we can play tennis anymore...with all those 'things' swinging.

On the other hand, how did these women notice this when I missed it. Perhaps as Gilly said they do have 'issues'. Jeff, why can't we find women like that down here? Are they all in Canada? You know I go to North Dakota sometimes on chases. Could be time for a road trip...... :beermates:


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I don't know if Thelma thinks yer cute but I'd walk a Milo for a Milo.

I'm only leaving this comment because it may be amongst the lamest things I ever said and that's just too cool!  


well, i'd have to say that's probably the lamest thing i've ever had anyone tell me too.... LMAO ...and that's just too cool!


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BlueStainedShoes @ Wed Aug 16, 2006 4:29 pm wrote:
michaeljayklein @ Wed Aug 16, 2006 2:27 pm wrote:
Geez, nothing impresses me less than automobiles, never have understood it.


You would probably be a Honda Accord then.  Or a Ford Escape.  LMAO


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Nope, he would be a horse.


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BlueStainedShoes @ Thu Aug 17, 2006 3:22 pm wrote:
BlueStainedShoes @ Thu Aug 17, 2006 1:21 pm wrote:
Oooohhh, buddy, I wish your little tail were out here. Cause I'd take that as a challenge.


Now HOW stupid was that? It's not like we really have those cars.  LMAO


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you don't?!  dang, i was hoping you hop in there and drive real fast to Texas!

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I have a Doge Concorde Custom, does that count ?   LOL

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Jeff mentioned a storm chase a bit earlier. What the heck, here's a music vid I did a few years ago. For your entertainment pleasure....

http://www.tornadoxtreme.com/1999_Chase ... cvid-1.wmv


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