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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

Im kinda in a delema I got an offer to be an Activities Director at an assisted living home today. a $30,000 pay cut but I know I'd be happier.

what would you do?

Those assisted living places can be full of rich widows....so what if you get your butt pinched by knarly fingers?..They tip great!

one allready told me she wants to write me into her will....
she allways says "yer cute and I have lots of money"...  she like 75 years old

I like the old days when they had sacks of gold coins....Now you got sleezy lawyers involved

Yes ..I told her   her daughter wouldnt go for that ...she said..."shes got her own money and dont need mine"...then I proceeded to spell out my whole name.

 LMAO It is ok(as long as you have a witness also listed in the will) to steady her shakey hand when she signs the will. Then all you gotta do is hover round acting helpful and concerned till she croaks.

Listen to me!...My wife is less than half my age and she reads this stuff!...I think I just gave her ideas!

Remember,  it's V not PH...

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".